30/01/16
Sleeping on planes is just a mission. So I
was grateful when I woke up and Susan had told me I’d been asleep for four
hours. We had a one-hour stop in Singapore, before another seven-hour flight to
Dubai. The Dubai stop was what I was dreading the most. I feel as if there’s a
negative stigma surrounding the UAE, and I will admit those opinions made me
feel some reservation at having such a long stay there. It didn’t exactly help
when the men at the airport customs desk didn’t even look Susan and I in the
eye. The second we arrived at our hotel, it was a completely different story.
Everyone was so kind and incredibly helpful. As I mentioned before, Emirates
was putting us up and feeding us for our time in Dubai. 100% would recommend.
The hotel was great, having a shower was great, sleeping in a bed was great,
and touring around Dubai was great.
31/01/16
Whenever I’m on long flights I really love
listening to Michael Jackson. He’s my go-to artist to lose myself in. Do not
envy Susan for sitting next to me. She had to deal with me lip-syncing hard to Dirty Diana. That is sleep deprivation
for you.
I’ve had some pretty odd experiences when
it comes to airport security, none quite as strange as the Norwegian system.
The second you get off the plane you meet a person in a booth. My person was a
woman that asked me why I was coming to Norway, I gave her my very weak answer,
and she stamped my passport and told me to have a great day. In comparison to
Australia, that was insane. Here I was
all prepared with everywhere I’d be, addresses, numbers, dates, and flight
bookings. Nothing. We collected our luggage and entered Norway.
Because we were only staying a night in
Oslo, I booked accommodation as close to the train station as possible, which in hindsight I
am so grateful I did. We were met with -4C weather and I did not
feel up to thinking about anything other than a shower and a bed.
Fun fact about Norwegian bathrooms: they
don’t have a hot/cold tap. They have two taps. One to control the temperature
of the hot water, and the other was to control the pressure. Practicality on
point.
01/02/16
I made the mistake of letting Susan
convince me to go to bed at 5pm. We were exhausted, and I was weak. I put up
very little protest about jetlag, and trying to get a normal pattern going. So
when we both woke up at 3am I was not surprised in the slightest.
Our train to Bergen was 7 hours and I
honestly thought I would spend that time writing or reading. But no, I spent it
gawking out the window because of how spectacular the entire journey was. I
also apparently took two photos of the entire journey – the rest was video
footage. Typical.
02/02/16
Grocery shopping is more of a journey than
you’d think in Norway. Especially when the roads are covered in ice and you’re
dating the clumsiest (but also the most graceful) person on earth. We had
managed to get all the way to the store, buy a million potatoes, and were on
the home stretch. Susan was walking behind me because I was eager to get home,
and also the guinea pig for how slippery the roads were. Apparently I’m immune
to the dangers of icy roads, because Susan fell over 1.5 times in the space of
5 minutes. I say 1.5, because she did have one semi-serious fall. Bloody hands,
stained knees, kind of fall. The .5 was because after that, I held on to her
while we walked. She tripped again, but I /insert muscle emoji/ semi caught
her. She didn’t reach the ground, but it was still a fall-turned-stubble.
03/02/16
The rain had passed, and in its place was
sunshine and snow! We decided to walk/hike into the city to make the most of
the beautiful weather. What was supposed to be a 20-minute walk, turned into
almost 2 hours, because we kept stopping to take photos and look at the views.
Bergen, you are such a hidden gem. Now out of the 200 photos I took today, I’m
sharing this one, because seeing this sweet kitty made my day.
04/02/16
I requested that we not go out for
a few days. I hadn’t yet had an opportunity to play ‘tortured artist’, and I was
looking for a chance to organize a day for that. Yep. Didn't happened. I ended up working all day.
05/02/16
Those days when you’re supposed to work,
but other things just seemly get in the way. Yeah, today was one of those days.
In my defense, it was a miserable outside so mustering motivation was like
getting blood out of a stone.
I ended up watching Downton Abbey and reading slightly dubious literature. Half of
which is working, right?
06/02/16
This morning I started writing a weak
excuse as to why my entries have been average lately. This was my first
mistake. It was as if I was asking the universe to throw a spanner at me. Now
let me tell you why.
It was looking overcast outside and we
needed to pick up some more groceries. Susan suggested we leave now and beat
the rain before it hit. The store is only about a 15 minute walk away, and we
were going to come straight back, so we didn’t put on thermals or any other
gear because we didn’t think we would be out very long. Got to the store,
picked up way more food than we probably needed and hiked back up the mountain
to our apartment. If I don’t come back to Australia as a more ripped and pale
version of myself, I will be disappointed.
A little bit more information about our
apartment is needed here. There are two doors to get into it. The first puts
you into a ‘wet-room’ entry, where you take off your coat and boots etc. before
entering the house. The second door is to enter the actual house. They are both
keypad entry points. No keys, but each different pin codes. Up until this point
we had been leaving the second door unlocked because, Norway, safest country in
the world (actually I looked it up, it’s the 8th safest country in
the world!). But for whatever reason Susan locked the second door last night
before we went to bed.
So we got to the first door, entered the
code, it unlocks, get to the second door, try to open it, it’s locked. We enter
the same pin as the front door and it doesn’t work. Crap. Susan thinks I’m
joking about not knowing the second pin, because I always joke about locking
ourselves out of our house back in Australia. But I’m not. I don’t know it. I
buzz the people that live above us, our landlords. They’re not home. We search
for any way of contacting them, we sent about a thousand emails, called a
thousand times more, and then sat and ate a banana we got at the store. We
decide to wait another hour, and if they didn’t come home in that time, we’d go
back into town and get a coffee and wait it out. An hour later and they weren’t
home. I needed to pee and Susan was sick of eating bananas. We left our
groceries at our front door, left a note on their door asking for them to call
us when they got home, and headed to the bus.
We wait at the café for 3 hours, constantly
checking our emails for a reply. My phone battery was at 2% when we decide to
head back and hope they’ve just unlocked the door without bothering to call us.
I all but ran up the million flights of
stairs to see if their car was parked in the driveway. My heart sunk out of my
feet when I was greeted with a blank park. I turned to Susan and shook my head.
The sun was about to set and we had no way of getting inside. I climbed up to
our balcony to try and break into the window, with no avail. We were freezing,
I was hungry and grumpy, and Susan was swimming in her guilt.
She suggested we go to the neighbor below
us and ask if they could help us. For the record when I’m in a bad mood nobody
can pull me out of it except me, so I told her to go on her own. I know, bad
girlfriend. And I regretted it the second I saw her walk into the complete
strangers house and close the door. I sat on the stairs imagining how I just
let my partner walk into a house alone and get brutally murdered. Sure, Susan
is 5’10” and has a good set of lungs on her, but when it comes to physical strength
I have the upper hand (I did just challenge her to an arm wrestle to be certain
[I won]). I looked at my winter boots and wondered if I could kick in a door if
I had to. Probably not, but I could kick a window in. I was so deep in my
imaginary heroic adventure I almost didn’t notice her walking out with a smile
spread across her face.
“They were the most beautiful couple I had
ever met.” She said, taking the stairs two at a time to get to me, “and I’ve
got the code!”
“Yeah?!” I beamed, happier about her being
alive than the code.
It is safe to say I’ve learnt my lesson.
Never slack on my blog posts, otherwise my significant other could get killed
by our friendly neighbours.
I think the only thing that would really encompass my reaction to this is the crying laughing emoticon.
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